maandag 3 juni 2013

Horny and drunk

This doesn´t seem like an unusual combination, though it can lead to a lot of trouble or sometimes to funny situations. I have a friend that almost always becomes horny when she´s drunk or maybe she´s always horny but it starts to show when she´s drunk. Anyway when I´m the designated driver I have to be the one that carries her home, but she loves to stick her tongue in my ear when I´m doing that. Maybe you think that sounds cute, well it´s mostly wet and not pleasant when someone smells like they had one too many. She just remembers it as having the best French kiss in ages, but then again what do you remember when you´re drunk?

So what happens when you and your friend are both drunk? Well that´s where the awkwardness starts, waking up in the same bed with no clothes on can be quite alarming.Though I believe that I´m not the only one to whom that has happened. But it´s no suprise to me that people wouldn´t speak that open about it, probably because they´ve sworn never to speak about it again. Unless their friend is hot and maybe when that person had a crush on him or her. It´s one hell of an ice breaker though, waking up in the same bed naked and then just say: "hello".

But what makes people so horny when they´re drunk? Is it because they don´t feel their limits as strong as they would otherwise? I´d say that comes pretty close to the truth, still going from having fun with your friend to sleeping with him or her is a big step. It could put a dent in a friendship but it could also be the start of a relationship, I guess it really would depend on the people involved and the situation they´re in.

I´m not saying that you should never drink alcohol, though that would be a good way to prevent yourself for doing something stupid. But then again you only live once and why waste the good years of your life staying sober? Still it´s not a bad idea to take it easy, every now and then. When you´re young you do stupid things, if all goes according to plan then you should learn from those stupid things. So in a way if you never do stupid things you don´t learn much or do you? Anyway have fun and remember when you feel the urge to stick your tongue in your friend´s ear, don´t do it!!!!

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